Sistomton Jatgonrak is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unthoughtful bee.

Sistomton Jatgonrak created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sistomton Jatgonrak, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sistomton Jatgonrak, she will not care at all.

Sistomton Jatgonrak's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Sistomton Jatgonrak's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sistomton Jatgonrak's priests.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.