Cutcepmid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, prudent dragonfly.

Cutcepmid created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutcepmid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cutcepmid, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cutcepmid's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cutcepmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

3. Cutcepmid must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Cutcepmid loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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