Rawtonkwat is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured hydra.

Rawtonkwat created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawtonkwat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawtonkwat, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rawtonkwat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Rawtonkwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Never feed peas to turtles while wearing trousers.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.
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