Gabbasshud is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, astonishing dingo.

Gabbasshud created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabbasshud, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gabbasshud, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gabbasshud's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gabbasshud's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think ill of sick ducks.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gabbasshud.