Queegcudfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, confident weasel.

Queegcudfoss created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegcudfoss, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Queegcudfoss, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Queegcudfoss' most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Queegcudfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about fire.