Botartrat is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, sage
mouse.
Botartrat created dark energy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Botartrat, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Botartrat, it will turn you into a rock.
Botartrat's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Botartrat's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Do not kill manatees.
3. Never write about amino acids.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Botartrat.
5. Botartrat loves pigs, so they must be honoured.