Veentonzogtomfot is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous jellyfish.

Veentonzogtomfot created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Veentonzogtomfot, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Veentonzogtomfot, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Veentonzogtomfot's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Veentonzogtomfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Hide from black porpoises for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Veentonzogtomfot.