Budpakcub is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, strong
squirrel.
Budpakcub created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Budpakcub, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Budpakcub, she will have a low opinion of you.
Budpakcub's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Budpakcub's Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.
3. Do not wear magenta clothing.
4. Never think about quantum gravity.
5. Do not chop down trees.