Jigligmis is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, smart deer.

Jigligmis created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigligmis, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jigligmis, it will torture you forever.

Jigligmis' most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Jigligmis' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Feed all hungry goats.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.