Jigligmis is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, smart
deer.
Jigligmis created the solar system five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jigligmis, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Jigligmis, it will torture you forever.
Jigligmis' most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Jigligmis' Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Feed all hungry goats.
3. Pray towards the south.
4. Never think about enzymes.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.