Capominvad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, clever wombat.

Capominvad created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capominvad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Capominvad, he will try to impress you with trees.

Capominvad's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Capominvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

2. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Never look in ponds.