Bigdunhak is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, confident manatee.

Bigdunhak created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigdunhak, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bigdunhak, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bigdunhak's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bigdunhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Never think ill of sick frogs.

3. Hide from fawn grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.