Hanxuccetomt is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent deer.

Hanxuccetomt created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanxuccetomt, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hanxuccetomt, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hanxuccetomt's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hanxuccetomt's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry porpoises.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not bounce in public.