Quillvanmif is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying
hyena.
Quillvanmif created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quillvanmif, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Quillvanmif, it will turn you into a slug.
Quillvanmif's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Quillvanmif's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Hide from green dolphins for they are unholy.
3. Do not eat onions.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.