Bestfossyog is a god.

She takes the form of a small, amazing rhinoceros.

Bestfossyog created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestfossyog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bestfossyog, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bestfossyog's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bestfossyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bestfossyog.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bestfossyog.