Limcipbonk Rutfoblig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, witless dragonfly.

Limcipbonk Rutfoblig created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limcipbonk Rutfoblig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Limcipbonk Rutfoblig, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Limcipbonk Rutfoblig's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Limcipbonk Rutfoblig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Never paint your back orange.

3. Never sing near birds.

4. Retreat if nine ants approach from the south.

5. Do not drink alcohol.