Fubzentif is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, happy wasp.

Fubzentif created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubzentif, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fubzentif, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fubzentif's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Fubzentif's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.