Fubzentif is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, happy
wasp.
Fubzentif created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fubzentif, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Fubzentif, he will send minions to preach to you.
Fubzentif's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Fubzentif's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.
5. Do not wear nickel on your body.