Bogrotquag Nakgemzen Kanwanbell is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage lizard.

Bogrotquag Nakgemzen Kanwanbell created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogrotquag Nakgemzen Kanwanbell, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bogrotquag Nakgemzen Kanwanbell, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bogrotquag Nakgemzen Kanwanbell's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bogrotquag Nakgemzen Kanwanbell's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Bogrotquag Nakgemzen Kanwanbell in the centre of the settlement.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always help tortoises in need.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.