Davbedrul is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited ant.

Davbedrul created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Davbedrul, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Davbedrul, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Davbedrul's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Davbedrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Davbedrul must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must love Davbedrul.

4. Always wear red.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.