Titvab is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, effective mouse.

Titvab created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titvab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Titvab, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Titvab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Titvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Retreat if seven sheep approach from the east.

5. Always stare at clouds.