Cetcibtin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain slug.

Cetcibtin created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetcibtin, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cetcibtin, she will remove you from existence.

Cetcibtin's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Cetcibtin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks in need.

2. Always help tortoises.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.