Nigfarnbum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive dog.

Nigfarnbum created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigfarnbum, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nigfarnbum, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Nigfarnbum's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nigfarnbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Feed all hungry moths.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help sick horses.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.