Teenbudgan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, duplicitous lion.

Teenbudgan created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Teenbudgan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Teenbudgan, it will turn you into a mole.

Teenbudgan's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Teenbudgan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never sprint in the presence of nematodes.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not hurt dolphins.