Hig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient mink.

Hig created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hig, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hig's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about swans.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help snails in need.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about planets.