Rullhimruttstafdagbess Xucnabman is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, conceited parrot.

Rullhimruttstafdagbess Xucnabman created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullhimruttstafdagbess Xucnabman, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rullhimruttstafdagbess Xucnabman, she will make you grow a tail.

Rullhimruttstafdagbess Xucnabman's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Rullhimruttstafdagbess Xucnabman's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. You must pray to Rullhimruttstafdagbess Xucnabman three times a day.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Never look in ponds.