Pakbunmif is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, amazing finch.

Pakbunmif created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakbunmif, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pakbunmif, it will refuse to believe in you.

Pakbunmif's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Pakbunmif's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine bats approach from the south.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. You must pray to Pakbunmif four times a day.

5. You must love Pakbunmif.