Rullnellnull is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unsympathetic jellyfish.

Rullnellnull created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullnellnull, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rullnellnull, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Rullnellnull's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Rullnellnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick otters.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near tortoises while wearing turquoise tights.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Hide if eight bats approach from the west.