Gigtarhom is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, conceited badger.

Gigtarhom created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Gigtarhom, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gigtarhom, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Gigtarhom's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Gigtarhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never chant in the presence of sharks.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never wear purple shirts.