Ortdudgep Nartlaplip is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, almighty snake.

Ortdudgep Nartlaplip created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortdudgep Nartlaplip, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ortdudgep Nartlaplip, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ortdudgep Nartlaplip's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Ortdudgep Nartlaplip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine sharks approach from the west.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.