Hughenmet is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, dishonest naga.

Hughenmet created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hughenmet, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hughenmet, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hughenmet's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Hughenmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never look in ponds.