Bafkindit is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow goat.

Bafkindit created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Bafkindit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bafkindit, it will be mildly annoyed.

Bafkindit's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bafkindit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near horses while wearing turquoise rings and balancing seven iron spheres on your head.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.