Yarpnatgup Afkanmab Narceppig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced squirrel.

Yarpnatgup Afkanmab Narceppig created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarpnatgup Afkanmab Narceppig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yarpnatgup Afkanmab Narceppig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Yarpnatgup Afkanmab Narceppig's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Yarpnatgup Afkanmab Narceppig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.