Mumshavmap is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, humane newt.

Mumshavmap created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumshavmap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mumshavmap, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Mumshavmap's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Mumshavmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not take Mumshavmap's name in vain.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Do not kill bats.