Nelltigdav is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, witless dove.

Nelltigdav created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelltigdav, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nelltigdav, he will turn you into a hamster.

Nelltigdav's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nelltigdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near ducks while wearing blue scarves and balancing eight platinum spheres on your head.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about dark matter near otters while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing nine copper spheres on your face.