Yoklamgon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, strong chinchilla.

Yoklamgon created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoklamgon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yoklamgon, it will turn you into a frog.

Yoklamgon's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Yoklamgon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yoklamgon.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Yoklamgon loves sharks, so they must be respected.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never leap near frogs.