Busbossnurl is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain elephant.

Busbossnurl created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Busbossnurl, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Busbossnurl, he will turn you into a dog.

Busbossnurl's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Busbossnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. You must pray to Busbossnurl five times a day.

5. Do not chant in public.