Queegzogvig Spagmethon Gadsigzig is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, fast cat.

Queegzogvig Spagmethon Gadsigzig created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegzogvig Spagmethon Gadsigzig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Queegzogvig Spagmethon Gadsigzig, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Queegzogvig Spagmethon Gadsigzig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Queegzogvig Spagmethon Gadsigzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Never go into blue rooms.