Fotweetarg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever dolphin.

Fotweetarg created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotweetarg, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fotweetarg, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fotweetarg's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Fotweetarg's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not kill sheep.