Nakfutnul is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, egotistical lizard.

Nakfutnul created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakfutnul, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nakfutnul, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nakfutnul's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nakfutnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.