Nakfutnul is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, egotistical
lizard.
Nakfutnul created humankind three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nakfutnul, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Nakfutnul, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Nakfutnul's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Nakfutnul's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Never chant in holy places.
4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.