Wikjigbom Sugtardad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, passionate goat.

Wikjigbom Sugtardad created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikjigbom Sugtardad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wikjigbom Sugtardad, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wikjigbom Sugtardad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Wikjigbom Sugtardad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Wikjigbom Sugtardad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about special relativity near horses while wearing indigo jumpers and balancing eight tin spheres on your face.