Mapxenlab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, merciful chicken.

Mapxenlab created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapxenlab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mapxenlab, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mapxenlab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Mapxenlab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never eat rice.