Fodhug is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, overgenerous butterfly.

Fodhug created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodhug, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fodhug, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fodhug's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fodhug's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always obey Fodhug's priests.