Ruttbetved Miffarcum is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm bat.

Ruttbetved Miffarcum created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttbetved Miffarcum, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ruttbetved Miffarcum, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ruttbetved Miffarcum's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Ruttbetved Miffarcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about fire.