Milmifvinsawdimvedceprig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, vain centaur.

Milmifvinsawdimvedceprig created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Milmifvinsawdimvedceprig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Milmifvinsawdimvedceprig, he will send you a sign.

Milmifvinsawdimvedceprig's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Milmifvinsawdimvedceprig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

3. You must never eat bananas.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.