Flowbasswigstip is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, conceited octopus.

Flowbasswigstip created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowbasswigstip, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flowbasswigstip, she will not invite you to parties.

Flowbasswigstip's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Flowbasswigstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.