Kipfedbab is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, competent giraffe.

Kipfedbab created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Kipfedbab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kipfedbab, he will not care at all.

Kipfedbab's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Kipfedbab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight goats approach from the south.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Worship no other gods but Kipfedbab.

5. Do not commit murder.