Fudkenfly is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, amazing beaver.

Fudkenfly created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudkenfly, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fudkenfly, she will turn you into a mole.

Fudkenfly's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fudkenfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt hamsters.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Run away from magenta snakes, for they are unholy.

5. Do not commit murder.