Jattan is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, dishonourable toad.

Jattan created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jattan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jattan, it will have a low opinion of you.

Jattan's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Jattan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Jattan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not covet oxen.