Saf is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest hydra.

Saf created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saf, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Saf, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Saf's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Saf's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Saf.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

3. Saf loves otters, so they must be respected.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Saf in the centre of the settlement.