Nadsom is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, fast bear.

Nadsom created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadsom, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nadsom, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Nadsom's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nadsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured cats.

2. Never talk about shrews.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.