Gepdutgig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish turtle.

Gepdutgig created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepdutgig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gepdutgig, she will be mildly annoyed.

Gepdutgig's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gepdutgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face purple.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Run away from fawn rats, for they are unholy.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Run away if seven grasshopers approach from the east.